Everyone's a comedian

Some artists work with paint, some with clay, others, Amazon reviews. Not all 7 pages are worth reading, but scan a few.

Ow! My Balls!

Mike Judge is a-comin' out with a new movie next year. Check out some guys review of the screenplay.

Random

Random. Random Kids in the Hall transcript, that is!

EMO was right!

It turns out that Germans do yearn for American bagels. Here's a list of things that Germans like about America - translated by babelfish which yields some interesting items, not all of which can be blamed on the wacky translation. For example: "Barbara Streisand"? Do you know what I like about America? The Lobster with hydrogen drive.

Free Online Graph Paper PDFs

Hey stats nerd, Free free graph paper!

Here's one

How about a nice bowl of WTF?

Whoopie Cushion < Infant Costumes < Kids Costumes - Fright Catalog

If you have a baby, you're in luck. You can now buy an infant Whoopie Cushion costume.. Be very afraid.

Raging Fred

DeNiro and Pesci together again

The Don Martin Dictionary -- Alphabetical Listing

Cool list of Don Martin's sound effect words along with their contexts. It only lists those words in the magazine and not elsewhere, so it's not comprehensive. I distinctly remember reading the word "Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem" (a man falling) in one of the Captain Klutz books when I was in elementary school. If only it were a joke!

What the Fleep?

Leaves you wanting more, but Fleep is a 44 page comic worth reading (online and free)

The New Yorker: Shouts and Murmurs

Though not super timely, this New Yorker article is pretty funny (at least the first half of it).

I hope you're happy

Do you want to be happy and don't know how? If only a financial analyst surveyed the psychological research on the subject and summed it up into a handy little report. Oh, wait it happened! Worth reading.