100 Funniest Jokes of All Time

Check out this official list of 100 Funniest Jokes of All Time. You know it's accurate because it contains TWO Rita Rudner jokes and one by my favorite comedian Abraham Lincoln: "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. If this is tea, please bring me some coffee"

Tufte Chapter

Yesterday Edward Tufte released a draft of another chapter of his upcoming book. Balls.

Johnny Ryan's Angry Youth Comix

Um, Garfield got dropped from the LA times. Columnist Gene Weingarten described Garfield as "a strip devoid of originality, devoid of guts, a strip cynically DESIGNED to be inoffensive and bad, on the theory that public tastes are insipid. Whoa, Gene. What about Garfeld ? Also, if you've ever wanted to see Linus smack Charlie Brown in the face with his balls, "Peanuds" is the closest you'll come.

The Rude Pundit

Another reason why The Rude Pundit kicks ass is this quote:

"Coulter mocks the Abu Ghraib torture scandal, once again treating the whole thing as if it's just a bunch of oh-so-playful, wacky hijinks by soldiers gently goading the enemy. See? It's like Sgt. Bilko, except with more sodomy and electrodes attached to balls."

Everyone's a comedian

Some artists work with paint, some with clay, others, Amazon reviews. Not all 7 pages are worth reading, but scan a few.

Ow! My Balls!

Mike Judge is a-comin' out with a new movie next year. Check out some guys review of the screenplay.

Random

Random. Random Kids in the Hall transcript, that is!

EMO was right!

It turns out that Germans do yearn for American bagels. Here's a list of things that Germans like about America - translated by babelfish which yields some interesting items, not all of which can be blamed on the wacky translation. For example: "Barbara Streisand"? Do you know what I like about America? The Lobster with hydrogen drive.

Free Online Graph Paper PDFs

Hey stats nerd, Free free graph paper!

Here's one

How about a nice bowl of WTF?

Whoopie Cushion < Infant Costumes < Kids Costumes - Fright Catalog

If you have a baby, you're in luck. You can now buy an infant Whoopie Cushion costume.. Be very afraid.

Raging Fred

DeNiro and Pesci together again